International Wasp Day

Friends, Romans, and Countrymen, hear ye…..

Today is International Wasp Day . It’s the day the world takes a moment of thought to celebrate the Mighty Wasp brothers and sisters of this beautiful planet. Some of you may not know the multiple virtues of the Wasp and so , in respect of their service to humanity and mother nature I would like to take a moment to draw you’re attention to some basic facts.

1. Wasps invented the internet

2. Wasps are loyal diligent workers who take care of the kids

3. Wasps love their Queen

4. Wasps only go out boozing after all the work is done

5. Wasps were persecuted in China to near extinction so much so that the Chinese people have to pollinate their own fruit tress ~ how stupid is that?!

6. Wasps are hooligans in the best sense of the word, but if you can tolerate a drunken soldier, or exhuberant hippie you can let a little father wasp, have a sip of your beer.

7. Wasps make yellow look good.